to make you tremble in fear
and i won't feel, a thing

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hey yo motherfuckas this blog be NSFW at times, please be careful while surfing.

My previous urls are: theawesomekitten, everyday-im-stridering,livinglovinaloca,butiamsatan,witchofawesome,and marvelousdoitsu

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khymeira:

I looked like a mage today but I couldn’t properly document that.

clemntines:

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I’M NOT DRESSED UP. WE ARE WEARING THE EXACT SAME THING. WE HAVE THE EXACT SAME HAIR STYLE AND HAIR COLOR. WE COULD LITERALLY BE TWINS BUT THAT WOULD BE INCEST. YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO TELL ME TO DRESS BETTER. NOT ONLY IS THAT AN INSULT TO ME BUT AN INSULT TO YOURSELF. I AM AN A LIST FUCKING CELEBRITY AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO TELL ME TO DRESS NICER? I BUY YOU DINNER, I BUY YOU CLOTHES, I BUY YOU FUCKING $400 WINE AND YOU INSULT MY CLOTHING CHOICE? FUCK YOU. FUCK THIS GAME. I AM BALANCING A CAREER MODELING FOR EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE AND I AM PAYING FOR 3 HOUSES THAT I DON’T EVEN NEED BUT KIM WANTS ME TO OWN FUCKING PROPERTY, SIMON IS CONSTANTLY COMPLAINING BECAUSE HE CAN’T TEXT WHICH MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE YOU JUST PUSH THE BUTTONS. I CAN HANDLE ALL OF THAT BUT THIS? I CAN’T FUCKING HANDLE THIS. I CAN’T FUCKING HANDLE YOU. WE ARE WEARING THE SAME DRESS I DYED MY HAIR ORANGE FOR YOU AND YOU FUCKING INSULT ME? NO. I. GOODBYE. fuck.

viktormayrin:

*learns something new*

*isn’t a jackass about it*

*spreads it for his friends*

lilpetrabbit:

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

vaporware-femme:

rosebays:

hello here is a chrome extension that completely removes music players or stops them from auto playing

hey i know i have a lot of ASD friends for whom autoplay is a really awful thing so here is a really nice option, stay safe friends

stimutax:

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mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

thesylverlining:

dave-youfool:

dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

Just a city boy, shot by cops in south Detroit
"He coulda had a gun hiding anywhere"

Bullshit, racists,
Up and down the boulevard
Trash cops, assholes in the night
(it goes on and on and on and on)

wittsandtitts:

branddy:

More muscular tatted men in cute dresses 2014 thank you

He looks like Blossom and I’m SOOOOOO fucking here for it. 😍😍😍

gay-bondage69:

burningbrighterstill:

louie-key:

myinterpretation5:

thethneedler:

EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THIS!!!!!!!!!
REBLOG…IT CAN SAVE A LIFE OR TWO!!!
WARNING: Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.
An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren’s parents have always told her to never pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.

Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called, 112 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren’t, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way. 

Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes.
I never knew about the 112 Cell Phone feature. I tried it on my AT&T phone & it said, “Dialing Emergency Number.”
Especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going on to a safe place.

*Speaking to a service representative at Bell Mobility confirmed that 112 was a direct link to State trooper info. So, now it’s your turn to let your friends know about “Dialing, 112”

You may want to send this to every Man, Woman & Youngster you know; it may well save a life. 

This applies to ALL 50 states
PLEASE PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT CAN SAVE A LIFE….

Works in Canada too guys, just tried it!

Reblogging for anyone of the feminine preference that follow me. (Or for general knowledge.)

thats terrifying 

DO NOT DO THIS. DO NOT DO THIS. JUST CALL 911.

At best it’ll reroute you to 911 and whenever this chain email makes the rounds again, people call 112 to test it out and the emergency lines get clogged. It doesn’t even work for all carriers.

DO NOT CALL 112 JUST CALL 911

moon-sylph:

themoonphase:

do you ever talk to your parents about feminist or racism issues and realize how sexist and racist they really are? 

practically the reason i never open my mouth when i go home

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