the Prince of Kawaii

there-is-no-pumpkin:

geekyhatter:

merrynn:

hisakata-resutomoshibi:

steves-boypussy:

sassysharpshooter:

tonys-boypussy:

What would I do if Tumblr got shot down?

Get a life probably.

What would you do if you only had one week to live.

Fuck bitches. Get money. Go places. Blow shit up.

If you could marry someone right now who would it be?

Chris Evans.

If you could marry one person right now, who would it be?

Uhm

DUH

Benedict Cumberbatch

Duh.

What time do you usually go to bed? 

…all hours. Idk, I just sleep whenever I feel like it. For the past couple of days it’s been around 9pm-12am. Got tired of sleeping through the daytime and not speaking to anyone.

What do you plan to do in the future?

Continue cosplaying, get a job, and maybe move to Iowa later this year :3

((I approve Chelsea’s anwser)

What would you do if tumblr got shut down?

Sit in my room crying and texting Chelsea and making a throne of scalemates. Enough to fill a room. Why? Because fuck you thats why.

What would you do if you only had one week to live?

I’d do what I normally do. Sit around on the internet and roleplay. Naw, I’d take all my money and go to England or Australia. Or possibly down to Seattle. 

(Source: thefaceofrandomness)

princehamlette:

oscarstardis:

asteriskos:

sagedarkwoods:

stabdaddydroog:

tinandcoppermakebronze:

thelybrarian:

hnng

:swoon:

Girls in actual armor instead of stupid, revealing, useless swimwear lamely disguised as armor? Why yes, I will reblog this.

Yes please.

Ooh

Ooh gurl

coooorrrrr check out that chainmail 

Can we have more of this please?

Somehow, this is way hotter than that revealing shit ever will be. Guess there really is something about a sophisticated, /intelligent/ female who knows what she’s doing and leaves something to the imagination.

…Also, she’s fucking gorgeous. 

tenticleteatime:

jesslaughingalonewithtumblr:

reeses-peixes:

binchan:

pastel-universe:

epicmurdock:

fostertheginger:

puppiesandanime:

Blanket burritos are the best.

Alright!

Racing up the ramp, bran flew through the gates of Caer Cadarn.

“I should head home, actually.” I said, “I’m kind of tired”

Accurate, I suppose.

“For you, our special customer, it’s on the house!”

……

In my room, I remove my sodden slippers, my wet robe and pajamas.

Meg picks up the centerpiece and examines it from every angle.
hm

“Joseph goes to meet his brothers”

ain’t gettin’ laid, gettin’ bros

I would like to point out that the nearest book was the Bible why was it even out no one reads it anymore

“Their gazes slid over Will- who, still standing on the table, had drawn one of his icy blades from his belt- and came to rest on Tessa.”

Uh

Richard Anderson, I invite you to come in. - Wicked: Resurrection

…Huh.

(Source: loveclaire)

MEANWHILE, IN CANADA.

somanymuscles:

REPLAY Act I

FULL SIZE: http://cheppoly.deviantart.com/art/Dirk-Replay-1-284598678

ok so this was supposed to be big long sketchy story that didn’t have any sections/acts/parts or whatever but then the image would have been 40,000,000 pixels long and destroyed dashboards for miles around so I decided cut apart the scenes and will put them up individually to save everyone’s souls. Have some sad Dirk time now!!

EDIT: gog damn it Tumblr smallerizes everything. Splitting this up into 3 parts is dumb when it’s already split up into acts, so click the link/image for full size hosted on DA

ALL MY MOTHERFUCKING FEELS.

(Source: cheppo)

venthepirate:

copperfishscales:

the-little-whovian-at-221b:

gupieee:

The townspeople of Oakville, Washington, were in for a surprise on August 7, 1994. Instead of their usual downpour of rain, the inhabitants of the small town witnessed countless gelatinous blobs falling from the sky. Once the globs fell, almost everyone in Oakville started to develop severe, flu-like symptoms that lasted anywhere from 7 weeks to 3 months. Finally, after exposure to the goo caused his mother to fall ill, one resident sent a sample of the blobs for testing. What the technicians discovered was shocking – the globs contained human white blood cells. The substance was then brought to the State Department of Health of Washington for further analysis. With another startling reveal, they discovered that the gelatinous blobs had two types of bacteria, one of which is found in the human digestive system. However, no one could successfully identify the blob, and how they were connected to the mysterious sickness that plagued the town.

What.

The.

Fuck.

Whoop, this is on my dash again.

That’s frogspawn, I think.

What the fuck..?